Went on a movie date with this girl. She smoked cigarettes in my car, spilled her soda in my car-- I had bought this car less than a week before. After all this, holding my anger, she has the audacity to ask me to pay her f#*%ing probation fee/fine. She now has a warrant out for her arrest.
A hotty on Tinder basically agreed to sleep with me if I took her out for what she called a "good time." Naturally, I asked what she meant by good time. She replied by suggesting a romantic evening of wine tasting and good food. I countered by suggesting Charles Shaw and McDonald's. Fail
I'd been dating a guy for a few weeks. One day after having sex, he got a call. As I was waiting for him in the bed, I heard him say to the guy on the phone "I love you, too"! When he came back to the bed he admitted he had a boyfriend and was moving the next day to be with him. Douchebag!
A guy I met at the gym took me to dinner one night at a Mexican restaurant (his suggestion). When the waitress came over to the table he ordered nachos for us to share. She asked if we wanted all the toppings on them. He said to hold the beans, because they give him diarrhea. Who says that!?!
A guy from work invited me out to a local waterpark. I had a major crush on him and I was thrilled he had asked. I bought a new bikini and was feeling pretty great in it... Until halfway down the first water slide when the bikini bottom got caught on a nail and tore in two.
After taking one girl to a nice dinner I went back to her place for a nightcap. While she got out a bottle of wine I asked to use the bathroom. I lifted the lid of the toilet to pee and saw that she had forgotten to flush a huge dump. I didn't mention it, but the mood was killed for me.
Went out with a hot girl I met a party. She described herself as a singer, which I thought was cool. She invited me to hear her perform at a local bar a few nights later so I went with a buddy of mine. When she got up onstage she started to sing a song about my penis and even named it Mr. Rogers. Weird chick.
On a second date, I invited this guy over at my place because I was too sick to go out to dinner. He knew I wasn't feeling well, but insisted on dropping by. I was so nauseous that I couldn't eat or even look at food. So I popped a frozen pizza into the oven for him, eating nothing myself. His reaction: "Are you really sick or are you just lazy?"
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