"You need a five date rule," she told me. "A five date what?" I asked. "No sex until you've gone out five times," she explained. "With the same person?!?!" I said.
So at the time i was 14 and going out with a guy who was 17. Our first date was horrible! We went to the local cafe, he got a cinnamon bun and it turns out he was a very messy eater. So gross! Absolute turn off. Need i say, that didnt last long...
My BF asked what I wanted to do for V-Day. I offered to grab lunch and bring it to the beach where we had our first date. He said he didn't want to drive all the way to the beach (about 15 miles from where we were) and instead took me to Lowes in town to look at woodworking tools and then a motorcycle warehouse just a few miles shy of the beach.
He invited me for a weekend at his place(a 2 hour drive). I got a ride to his town and got dropped off. I didn't know exactly how to get to his place so I had to call him to come pick me up. He didn't answer my calls. I wound up stranded for hours. Later he texted "SORRY I SLEPT & DIDN'T HEAR YOUR CALLS." :-(
Went out on a date with a Jockey who said he was 6'2"...he was 5'3" at the most and walked like he still had the horse between his legs. He went on to say that he would make a REALLY good Dad and spent the whole night discussing his relationship with his dog and how they snuggle and spoon every night.
I thought he was a nice guy and wanted to hang out. But, when we got together he was begging for a BJ. Then he offered me 100€ for a handjob- I got angry and denied. Then he said that a friend was calling his cell. I turned my back and started to call a friend of mine. When I turned back in his direction I saw that he drove away. WTF
My co-worker kept trying set me up with her brother's wife's brother. He was 42 (I was 24) and had four kids by three different women. Also he had full or partial custody of all four kids... he wasn't really interested in a relationship as much as someone who would be a free babysitter because he hated having to take care of them.
I went on a date for the first time in 4 years. I accidentally sneezed while eating the spaghetti and a saucy noodle shot half way out of my nose while the other half remained in my throat and causing me to gag loudly. Everyone at the surrounding tables laughed except for my date.
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