As soon as we sat down, my date started snapping his fingers in the air. When the waiter came over my date said, "Do I look like the kind of guy who waits for sh#t? Bring us a couple of martinis." I told the waiter that only 1 drink would be necessary and asked my date if I looked like the kind of girl who dates a@#holes. Then I got up and left.
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