I have a large birthmark on my cheek. I could tell that my date was fixated on it and he kept staring at it while we were talking. At dinner I took a roll from the bread basket and was just about to eat it when my date said, "Would you like some butter for your mole?" He turned bright red almost instantly from embarrassment.
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