Met him on a dating site. Went out for coffee. Halfway through the date a strange woman showed up at our table and silently dropped off a stack of papers, including what looked like a birth certificate. Guy got super flustered, said she was his ex and must've followed us here to return a bunch of official documents she had stolen from him.
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