On a second date, I invited this guy over at my place because I was too sick to go out to dinner. He knew I wasn't feeling well, but insisted on dropping by. I was so nauseous that I couldn't eat or even look at food. So I popped a frozen pizza into the oven for him, eating nothing myself. His reaction: "Are you really sick or are you just lazy?"
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