Went out on a date with a Jockey who said he was 6'2"...he was 5'3" at the most and walked like he still had the horse between his legs. He went on to say that he would make a REALLY good Dad and spent the whole night discussing his relationship with his dog and how they snuggle and spoon every night.
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