My date picked me up to go to dinner. Before I could even fully shut my car door, he peeled out of my driveway & sped down the block. The entire ride he was cursing at other drivers, weaving in and out of the lanes, and going WAY too fast for my liking. I'm not sure if he was trying to impress me, but road rage is not really a turn on.
I went on a blind date the other night. The movie theater was packed, so we took the first 2 seats we could find. As soon as the lights went down a couple sitting next to us started sucking each other's faces, making these loud slurping noises. If I had been with friends we would have just been grossed out, but on a 1st date it was very awkward.
My cousin set me up with a friend of her boyfriend. She mentioned that he wasn't the best dresser, but I wasn't really prepared for how he showed up. His hair hadn't been washed in a week, his shirt was stained with grease, and his pants were so wrinkled that he definitely pulled them out of the bottom of his hamper (if he even has one). Gross.
We drove around forever, looking for a parking spot for dinner. Finally, a car was about to get out. But, there was a guy coming from the other way that also wanted the spot. My date started cursing, got out of the car, & banged on their window. The other guy punched my date in the face. We wound up in the ER to have my date's nose re-set.
Ewwwwww! I just got back from dinner with a guy who sneezed into his hand and then examined the snot that came out! I am still sick to my stomach.
I met a cute guy at a party. We talked for a bit and he told me that he was an artist. I gave him my number and he called me a few days later to invite me to dinner at his studio. When I got there his "studio" turned out to be the garage of his parent's house. His art was basically lumps of play dough. He was clearly delusional.
One guy took me to dinner and then to an outdoor symphony performance. Dinner was not great- awkward conversation & some uncomfortable silences, but no major offenses. As we waited in our seats for the concert he told me how beautiful my hair looked in the moonlight. The icing on the cake--he let out a huge fart right in the middle of the 2nd song!
At the end of dinner I got up to use the restroom. As I came back to the table my date was in the middle of asking the waitress for her phone number. When he saw me he tried to cover up by saying that he wanted to set her up with his friend.
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