As my date cut up his steak, he counted out loud with each knife stroke. He was counting so loudly that the people at the next table gave me a you've-got-to-be-kidding-me kind of look.
Once I got set up with a guy that looked just like my dad! When he got to the restaurant I got so freaked out by the resemblance that I had a few too many cocktails. By the end of the date I was completely drunk and slurring my speech. I guess on some level I wanted to make sure he would never call me again!
My date picked me up to go to dinner. Before I could even fully shut my car door, he peeled out of my driveway & sped down the block. The entire ride he was cursing at other drivers, weaving in and out of the lanes, and going WAY too fast for my liking. I'm not sure if he was trying to impress me, but road rage is not really a turn on.
I went on a blind date the other night. The movie theater was packed, so we took the first 2 seats we could find. As soon as the lights went down a couple sitting next to us started sucking each other's faces, making these loud slurping noises. If I had been with friends we would have just been grossed out, but on a 1st date it was very awkward.
My cousin set me up with a friend of her boyfriend. She mentioned that he wasn't the best dresser, but I wasn't really prepared for how he showed up. His hair hadn't been washed in a week, his shirt was stained with grease, and his pants were so wrinkled that he definitely pulled them out of the bottom of his hamper (if he even has one). Gross.
We drove around forever, looking for a parking spot for dinner. Finally, a car was about to get out. But, there was a guy coming from the other way that also wanted the spot. My date started cursing, got out of the car, & banged on their window. The other guy punched my date in the face. We wound up in the ER to have my date's nose re-set.
Ewwwwww! I just got back from dinner with a guy who sneezed into his hand and then examined the snot that came out! I am still sick to my stomach.
I met a cute guy at a party. We talked for a bit and he told me that he was an artist. I gave him my number and he called me a few days later to invite me to dinner at his studio. When I got there his "studio" turned out to be the garage of his parent's house. His art was basically lumps of play dough. He was clearly delusional.
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