A guy I met at the gym took me to dinner one night at a Mexican restaurant (his suggestion). When the waitress came over to the table he ordered nachos for us to share. She asked if we wanted all the toppings on them. He said to hold the beans, because they give him diarrhea. Who says that!?!
A guy from work invited me out to a local waterpark. I had a major crush on him and I was thrilled he had asked. I bought a new bikini and was feeling pretty great in it... Until halfway down the first water slide when the bikini bottom got caught on a nail and tore in two.
On a second date, I invited this guy over at my place because I was too sick to go out to dinner. He knew I wasn't feeling well, but insisted on dropping by. I was so nauseous that I couldn't eat or even look at food. So I popped a frozen pizza into the oven for him, eating nothing myself. His reaction: "Are you really sick or are you just lazy?"
On a 1st date, this guy tried to convince me that eating magic mushrooms was a blast. He then started telling me about how, when he first had tried them, he saw a very long worm with rainbow colors, that changed into the shape of a heart, and how he felt the love pouring out of him. I had to try so hard not to laugh and got out of there asap!
On my first date with a guy he brought me to the Ghost Rider movie and did the yawn/put his arm around me thing.
Realizing I was physically disabled, the first thing my blind date asked was if I could still cook and clean properly. I left without answering.
One of friends asked me to homecoming, which was really sweet since he knew I wanted to go. But he wasn't that sweet after all... he left early without telling me and he was my ride home.
I was on a date with this guy and everything was going great, so we went back to his place. All over his apartment he had knives and a chainsaw lying around. I nervously made a joke about him hopefully not being a serial killer, when he looked me dead in the eye and said: "I won't kill you unless you become a zombie. I'm preparing for the zombies."
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