I was on a date with this guy and everything was going great, so we went back to his place. All over his apartment he had knives and a chainsaw lying around. I nervously made a joke about him hopefully not being a serial killer, when he looked me dead in the eye and said: "I won't kill you unless you become a zombie. I'm preparing for the zombies."
I went on a date with this guy, who clearly worked out a lot and had lots of tattoos, which is a major turn-on for me. He started telling about his new tattoo, and I asked to see it: it was a half-naked woman, who had ripped out a guys heart, that covered his entire back. He said he had it done because of how much his ex had hurt him. Great....
My date, who is a model, and I have had a few encounters (not dates). He was always graceful in his demeanor. That night of our first actual date, he was in a robe, his pajamas, and house shoes. He usually smells like a nice cologne, this time he smelled like a house with a lot of cats. Also had morning breath... and it was midnight!
I dated him for about two weeks and thought it was safe to bring him to my company picnic. He was nice and funny, but had a very annoying habit of talking about calories and fat content every time we ate together. My done point was when I reached for a cookie at the picnic and he looked at me with a frown and said "Ummmm...Do you really need that?"
This happened to a friend of mine, not me, thank G-d! She had only met this guy once before, and agreed to go out with him. He picked her up and took her back to his place... where his girlfriend was waiting for them! She had accidently agreed to a three-way! She quickly called a cab and left.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
I was in a chat room and met this this guy. We both love horses and we really hit it off. So we decided to met up in the stables. He looked at me and said the horses look better than you. I left and cried for 6 days straight!
One time, I found out that my boyfriend of three months went out to a movie with two of our mutual friends that are girls and didn't invite me. I found this out from another friend who had seen them there. When I confronted my boyfriend about it, he said that he wanted to be spontaneous. No joke. I broke up with him the next week.
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