My now ex, took me out for my birthday. When I expressed where I'd want to go (an inexpensive bar/grill place) he said, "That place probably sucks" and took me to one of his favorite restaurants, which wasn't even that good. Finally, at the end of the night I thanked him for my birthday dinner and he said, "Wait it was your birthday?"
I was excited to let my friends meet the guy I had been seeing so I made plans for us all to meet at a restaurant. Dinner went great and my friends seemed to like him. He got up to go to the bathroom and was gone for awhile. Our waiter, who we knew from being semi-regulars, came up and told me my date had just asked out his co-worker. Scumbag!
I arrived for drinks a little early so I was sitting at the bar with my white wine. When my date arrived he ordered a glass of milk.
I went on a blind date, set up by his mom. We went to a great Mexican place, but the conversation wasn't very good - mostly because my date had two forks, so he could use BOTH hands to get food into his mouth. Apparently one fork didn't work fast enough.
My date and I approached the restaurant. I stood in front of the door waiting for him to open it, but he didn't move. I stood there for about 20 seconds...then I awkwardly said "I guess I forgot how to open a door." I opened it and he went in first.
I woke up in bed next to my date with what I thought was a cold sweat. It turns out that you are never too old to pee the bed. I slept in my date's pee.
When we got our menus my date told me there were only 3 dishes I could choose from. I asked him why and he said something about wanting a woman who was able to follow orders. I went along with it and never returned his phone calls after that.
I went out to dinner with a guy (set up by a friend). He was wearing a hoodie and had the hood up with the strings tied pretty tightly the entire meal. I felt like I was on a date with Kenny from Southpark.
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