Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
I was planning to go out on a date with this guy that I have known for about a month. I waited for over an hour, but he didn't show up. When I finally heard from him he told me that he just drank wine after a rough day at work and passed out.
A guy that lives in my apartment building asked me out on a date. We were supposed to go out on a Saturday night but I got an e-mail from him that afternoon saying that he had terrible diarrhea and wouldn't be able to make it. Talk about TMI!!!! Now I have that image in my head every time I see him in the elevator.
At the end of dinner on our 1st date, a band of waiters came to our table singing to me with cake. I thought it was a mistake (my b-day was 8 months away), but they knew my name! After the song I blew out the candle so they would go away- I was so embarrassed. When I gave my date a WTF look he said he does it all the time to get a free dessert!
One guy asked me out & said that he would plan an afternoon in the park, which I thought was sweet. I figured he would set up a nice picnic, some wine, etc. But when I got there he was in running gear & had set up a whole obstacle course with orange traffic cones. He had a stop watch too! He expected me to do time trials in my sundress & sandals!
Met a guy at a restaurant where I dined alone, and we hit it off. Went for lunch the next day and then arranged for a supper date the following Tuesday. While waiting until Tuesday I looked him up on facebook and noticed he was married with two kids. Called him and cancelled the date - what a scumbag!
Met with a guy from a dating site who wouldn't give me his last name or number. Said to meet him "3 hrs after sunset" at a "high vantage point" in a park. Against my better judgement, I went, wandered in the park for 45 min before finding a man wearing a mask. He said he thought it would be a more interesting story to tell my friends. Oh, it was.
I went out on a date with a guy I have been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie he parked in front of a motel. I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, " I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you're gona f**k me right?"
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