It was our second date. We went to the beach, dined out and just chilled out. He was sweet. At the end of the day he gave me a ride home. Before I got out of his car, he told me he's married and has a family, but he's not happy with his wife. Then he asked me, "Can you show me your tits?" I never saw him again.
I was out with a few girls one night and I saw a gorgeous guy playing pool with a bunch of friends. I could tell that he was interested & I was so excited when he walked toward me. But when he leaned in and introduced himself I almost passed out. He had the funkiest breath I have ever smelled! He asked for my number & I told him I was taken.
I went on a date and we had to get a ride from his parents- he is 20. Then, we went up to the movie ticket booth and his credit card got declined. He had to call his parents to come back so they could give him money. After the date we waited an hour in the freezing cold for them to come get us. I never called him again.
My first date was with a guy I really liked... we planned to go to the mall. At this time I was about 12 or 13, so my grandma dropped me off. When I got there we walked around for a couple minutes before we went in this store "Spencer" (I had never been in before). We went down one lane and walked past dildos...I was so embarrassed!
As soon as we sat down, my date started snapping his fingers in the air. When the waiter came over my date said, "Do I look like the kind of guy who waits for sh#t? Bring us a couple of martinis." I told the waiter that only 1 drink would be necessary and asked my date if I looked like the kind of girl who dates a@#holes. Then I got up and left.
I was out with a guy for dinner and all he could talk about was how he sees ghosts and spirits. I tried to change the subject several times, but he kept on going back to it. Definitely not a turn on.
Several years back I went on a date with a man who showed up wearing a Santa suit... In the middle of the summer. I made a nasty remark about how I was really not interested in dating any weirdos & turned to leave. He explained that he had just been volunteering at the children's hospital for a Christmas in July party. I felt like such a bitch!
Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
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