Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
So I met this really cute guy at the movies and we really hit it off, so we exchanged numbers and he asked to take me out on a date the next night. I agreed and he picked me up and he took me to McDonalds. I was so disappointed and embarrassed because I was all dressed up.
For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
One guy I went out with kept coughing up mucus and spitting it into a tissue. He mentioned that he was just getting over a cold, but it was still disgusting.
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