One guy I went out with told me, no less than 10 times, how deep he was in credit card debt and if there was any way I could lend him some cash. I told him that I wasn't in a position to be lending money, not to mention that we had just met. He said he understood and asked if I could at least pay for dinner!
One guy I was supposed to go out with called me an hour before we had planned to meet. He said he forgot that he had scheduled a poker game with his buddies and he wouldn't be able to make it.
I went on a date quite a few years ago. I let my date pick the movie. He picked Star Trek and then he cried like a baby during the movie when one of the characters died. He then asked me not to tell anyone! Who doesn't tell on that?
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
I went out with a guy who played games on his cell phone throughout the entire course of dinner.
My boyfriend took me out to this amazing restaurant but kept getting up to go to the bathroom. I felt so badly because I thought he was sick. Turns out he had another date in the back of the restaurant and kept switching between me and her. I felt like I was in a movie- these things don't happen in real life!
This guy took me salsa dancing, which I have no idea how to do. I kept stepping on his feet, but I finally got the hang of it. Towards the end of the night I was feeling pretty confident, so I tried a little move with my arm that the woman next to me was doing. I wound up elbowing my date in the face and he got a bloody nose! I was mortified.
My date asked the waiter for some crayons and drew extremely graphic pictures on the cocktail napkins. Very disturbing.
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