We went to an Italian restaurant for dinner. My date thought it would be funny to ask a whole bunch of ridiculous questions like, "Can I get drunk by eating the penne a la vodka?". Then he went on to order with a heavy Italian accent. The waiter was really pissed off and probably spit in our food.
I met a guy for brunch. He was already seated when I arrived, so the host showed me to our booth. A few rowdy kids sat at the booth behind us & kept on peeking over the back of my date's bench. This went on for about 15 min. before he turned around & yelled at them. Turns out they were his kids! His ex was supposed to watch them, but cancelled.
As I attempted to sit down in my chair at dinner, I fell flat on my ass and split my super-tight dress down the back seam. Apparently, the seating host had pulled my chair out from behind me, to help me to my seat, and I did not realize it. I was completely humiliated and had to sit through dinner with a gaping hole in my dress.
I once had a guy ask me on a 1st date if I could make a bed with hospital corners, what dishes I could cook & how often I vacuum my floors. I wasn't sure if he wanted a girlfriend or a maid. Then he mentioned that his last girlfriend wasn't that great at making the bed, which always bothered him. After that date, I didn't return his calls.
We met at a coffee house, which is famous for its baked goods. When the waitress came over for our order I asked for a cappucino and a scone. My date looked at her and said "Me want cookies! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!" in a cookie monster accent. He was totally serious.
As my date cut up his steak, he counted out loud with each knife stroke. He was counting so loudly that the people at the next table gave me a you've-got-to-be-kidding-me kind of look.
Once I got set up with a guy that looked just like my dad! When he got to the restaurant I got so freaked out by the resemblance that I had a few too many cocktails. By the end of the date I was completely drunk and slurring my speech. I guess on some level I wanted to make sure he would never call me again!
My date picked me up to go to dinner. Before I could even fully shut my car door, he peeled out of my driveway & sped down the block. The entire ride he was cursing at other drivers, weaving in and out of the lanes, and going WAY too fast for my liking. I'm not sure if he was trying to impress me, but road rage is not really a turn on.
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