Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
Years ago, I went on a date with a hot girl. We clicked right away. In fact, she was coming on to me very strongly. We went back to my small apartment and she started to grind on my leg. We were kissing and it was dark. After a half hour she left, when I looked down at my jeans they were soaked in blood. UHHHHHHHH. Didn't call her again.
So I met this really cute guy at the movies and we really hit it off, so we exchanged numbers and he asked to take me out on a date the next night. I agreed and he picked me up and he took me to McDonalds. I was so disappointed and embarrassed because I was all dressed up.
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
Have been hanging out with a girl for three months and never tried anything because she never showed interest. I end up crashing in her bed with her. She falls asleep on my chest while holding my hand. I don't hear from her for a couple days before receiving a text saying that I like her more than she likes me and that there's too much pressure.