For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
Have been hanging out with a girl for three months and never tried anything because she never showed interest. I end up crashing in her bed with her. She falls asleep on my chest while holding my hand. I don't hear from her for a couple days before receiving a text saying that I like her more than she likes me and that there's too much pressure.
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
One guy I went out with kept coughing up mucus and spitting it into a tissue. He mentioned that he was just getting over a cold, but it was still disgusting.
One guy I went out with told me, no less than 10 times, how deep he was in credit card debt and if there was any way I could lend him some cash. I told him that I wasn't in a position to be lending money, not to mention that we had just met. He said he understood and asked if I could at least pay for dinner!
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
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