Have been hanging out with a girl for three months and never tried anything because she never showed interest. I end up crashing in her bed with her. She falls asleep on my chest while holding my hand. I don't hear from her for a couple days before receiving a text saying that I like her more than she likes me and that there's too much pressure.
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
One guy I went out with kept coughing up mucus and spitting it into a tissue. He mentioned that he was just getting over a cold, but it was still disgusting.
One guy I went out with told me, no less than 10 times, how deep he was in credit card debt and if there was any way I could lend him some cash. I told him that I wasn't in a position to be lending money, not to mention that we had just met. He said he understood and asked if I could at least pay for dinner!
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
One girl I went out with told me that she is a vegetarian because she feels that she was an antelope in her past life. No joke.
One guy I was supposed to go out with called me an hour before we had planned to meet. He said he forgot that he had scheduled a poker game with his buddies and he wouldn't be able to make it.
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