I went on a date quite a few years ago. I let my date pick the movie. He picked Star Trek and then he cried like a baby during the movie when one of the characters died. He then asked me not to tell anyone! Who doesn't tell on that?
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
I went out with a guy who played games on his cell phone throughout the entire course of dinner.
After a few drinks at the bar my date asked me If I had looked in the mirror before I left the house that night. She mumbled something about my haircut and my jeans. Then she stumbled off to the ladies room. On her way back to our table I saw her flirt with another guy and when she sat back down she asked me why I didn't look more like him.
My friend set me up with a really cute guy. Dinner went well with lots of conversation. I thought we had chemistry & we both seemed into each other. At the end of the night I said that I would love to see him again. He looked at me in an apologetic way & said that he usually dates really skinny guys & I should call him if I lose 10 lbs!
Last night I went out with a girl who had a mouth like a truck driver. Every sentence she said contained at least one curse. I asked what TV shows she is into. She said, "Those Real f'ing Housewives of Beverly Hills are so f'ickg hilarious! They have all this s#%t they don't need and they don't give a f#*k about anyone but themselves."
I reconnected with my ex from high school a few months ago and I asked her out to dinner. It was nothing fancy, but I was excited for the date. I ordered a beer and a chicken parm... she ordered a Shirley Temple and asked to see he children's menu because she was really craving mac and cheese. We're 28, not still in high school.
My boyfriend took me out to this amazing restaurant but kept getting up to go to the bathroom. I felt so badly because I thought he was sick. Turns out he had another date in the back of the restaurant and kept switching between me and her. I felt like I was in a movie- these things don't happen in real life!