I was on a date with this guy and everything was going great, so we went back to his place. All over his apartment he had knives and a chainsaw lying around. I nervously made a joke about him hopefully not being a serial killer, when he looked me dead in the eye and said: "I won't kill you unless you become a zombie. I'm preparing for the zombies."
I went on a date with this guy, who clearly worked out a lot and had lots of tattoos, which is a major turn-on for me. He started telling about his new tattoo, and I asked to see it: it was a half-naked woman, who had ripped out a guys heart, that covered his entire back. He said he had it done because of how much his ex had hurt him. Great....
I'm from California and just moved to Tennessee. I went on a first date with a girl and the whole entire time she talked about assisting the births of baby horses, then castrating them, and then giving them enemas... I almost threw up right there in front of her...
My date, who is a model, and I have had a few encounters (not dates). He was always graceful in his demeanor. That night of our first actual date, he was in a robe, his pajamas, and house shoes. He usually smells like a nice cologne, this time he smelled like a house with a lot of cats. Also had morning breath... and it was midnight!
I dated him for about two weeks and thought it was safe to bring him to my company picnic. He was nice and funny, but had a very annoying habit of talking about calories and fat content every time we ate together. My done point was when I reached for a cookie at the picnic and he looked at me with a frown and said "Ummmm...Do you really need that?"
I took this girl to the movies. When the movie started she began giving me a play by play of what was happening on screen, as if I didn't understand.. After awhile the people around us got annoyed and told her to shut up. She stood up and asked if i was going to let them speak to her that way.I couldnt help but laugh and she stormed out.
I've known this girl for some time and we used to go out in the same group of friends. One time, after drinks, we went for a drive on a hill to "check the view". I leaned over and kissed her. I think a wall would kiss better! Mortified, I pulled back, only to hear, to my great surprise, "Why did you stop?" She kissed me this time...same feeling.
I went on a date with this girl from work. We had dinner at a nice restaurant and it all seemed to be going great. While we were walking together on the street, a black Mercedes passed us by. The girl stopped walking, threw a hungry stare at the car and let out a sigh. She said: "Oh, money impresses me so much!" She went home, alone.
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