This happened to a friend of mine, not me, thank G-d! She had only met this guy once before, and agreed to go out with him. He picked her up and took her back to his place... where his girlfriend was waiting for them! She had accidently agreed to a three-way! She quickly called a cab and left.
There is a girl I have known for years (since grade 2) and we just finished grade ten... So I ask her out and she says yes. I show up at her house on a Thursday night in July and she comes to the door. With a shocked look on her face she says... "OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT U WERE JOKING!"
I went out with this one girl a couple of times. On our third date she looked at me and asked if I had ever considered getting my eyebrows waxed.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
So I went on a date with this girl. We went to see a movie and grabbed a coffee afterwards. I assumed she was quite nervous as she didn't say much, so to help things along I did a lot of the talking. The next day I received a text saying she didn't think it would work out as she had never met anyone who talked about themselves as much as me!
I went on a date with a guy full of tattoos. I asked what his "6"meant... he told me his 2 other friends had the other "6"s (as in 666). That made me want to take him right home to my family :)
I was in a chat room and met this this guy. We both love horses and we really hit it off. So we decided to met up in the stables. He looked at me and said the horses look better than you. I left and cried for 6 days straight!
One time, I found out that my boyfriend of three months went out to a movie with two of our mutual friends that are girls and didn't invite me. I found this out from another friend who had seen them there. When I confronted my boyfriend about it, he said that he wanted to be spontaneous. No joke. I broke up with him the next week.
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