When we got our menus my date told me there were only 3 dishes I could choose from. I asked him why and he said something about wanting a woman who was able to follow orders. I went along with it and never returned his phone calls after that.
My date tried to introduce me to her guy friends...She thought I was gay.
I went on a date with a chick at a bar. I am 5'8" she was 6'5". Thats all i got to say.
I went out to dinner with a guy (set up by a friend). He was wearing a hoodie and had the hood up with the strings tied pretty tightly the entire meal. I felt like I was on a date with Kenny from Southpark.
I met this guy online, and we met for our first date at a bar for a drink. He did have a beard that was not in his pic, but seemed alright.
Okay, Second date, I went to his place and inside was.. BATMAN EVERYTHING!! Posters, DVD's, figurines, and even a costume hanging in his closet! So I left his place, and he didn't stop texting me for 2 weeks.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
I was planning to go out on a date with this guy that I have known for about a month. I waited for over an hour, but he didn't show up. When I finally heard from him he told me that he just drank wine after a rough day at work and passed out.
A guy that lives in my apartment building asked me out on a date. We were supposed to go out on a Saturday night but I got an e-mail from him that afternoon saying that he had terrible diarrhea and wouldn't be able to make it. Talk about TMI!!!! Now I have that image in my head every time I see him in the elevator.