My date and I approached the restaurant. I stood in front of the door waiting for him to open it, but he didn't move. I stood there for about 20 seconds...then I awkwardly said "I guess I forgot how to open a door." I opened it and he went in first.
I woke up in bed next to my date with what I thought was a cold sweat. It turns out that you are never too old to pee the bed. I slept in my date's pee.
On our 1st date she mentioned that she liked Swedish Fish candy. Things went well that night (she invited me back to her place). Second date I decided to bring her a pack of Swedish Fish. She seemed really happy to see me when she walked into the restaurant, but when I handed her the candy she told me that I was moving too fast and she left.
When we got our menus my date told me there were only 3 dishes I could choose from. I asked him why and he said something about wanting a woman who was able to follow orders. I went along with it and never returned his phone calls after that.
My date tried to introduce me to her guy friends...She thought I was gay.
I went on a date with a chick at a bar. I am 5'8" she was 6'5". Thats all i got to say.
I went out to dinner with a guy (set up by a friend). He was wearing a hoodie and had the hood up with the strings tied pretty tightly the entire meal. I felt like I was on a date with Kenny from Southpark.
I met this guy online, and we met for our first date at a bar for a drink. He did have a beard that was not in his pic, but seemed alright. Okay, Second date, I went to his place and inside was.. BATMAN EVERYTHING!! Posters, DVD's, figurines, and even a costume hanging in his closet! So I left his place, and he didn't stop texting me for 2 weeks.
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