I took a girl bowling once and she put her hand too close to the ball return. Her fingers got smashed between the balls and she started screaming and crying. The whole hand turned purple and swelled up like a balloon.
At the end of dinner on our 1st date, a band of waiters came to our table singing to me with cake. I thought it was a mistake (my b-day was 8 months away), but they knew my name! After the song I blew out the candle so they would go away- I was so embarrassed. When I gave my date a WTF look he said he does it all the time to get a free dessert!
One guy asked me out & said that he would plan an afternoon in the park, which I thought was sweet. I figured he would set up a nice picnic, some wine, etc. But when I got there he was in running gear & had set up a whole obstacle course with orange traffic cones. He had a stop watch too! He expected me to do time trials in my sundress & sandals!
When I picked up my date she looked at me & made a weird face, like she was disappointed. I asked her what was wrong & she said that my shirt clashed with her outfit. She said to wait on her doorstep while she ran up to change. 25 min. later she came back & said that it would just be easier if we went out and bought me a new shirt before dinner.
Met a guy at a restaurant where I dined alone, and we hit it off. Went for lunch the next day and then arranged for a supper date the following Tuesday. While waiting until Tuesday I looked him up on facebook and noticed he was married with two kids. Called him and cancelled the date - what a scumbag!
Met with a guy from a dating site who wouldn't give me his last name or number. Said to meet him "3 hrs after sunset" at a "high vantage point" in a park. Against my better judgement, I went, wandered in the park for 45 min before finding a man wearing a mask. He said he thought it would be a more interesting story to tell my friends. Oh, it was.
I went out on a date with a guy I have been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie he parked in front of a motel. I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, " I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you're gona f**k me right?"
It was our second date. We went to the beach, dined out and just chilled out. He was sweet. At the end of the day he gave me a ride home. Before I got out of his car, he told me he's married and has a family, but he's not happy with his wife. Then he asked me, "Can you show me your tits?" I never saw him again.