Recently, I was on a blind date that was so bad that the women sitting at the table next to us actually leaned over and told us both that we should quit while we were ahead.
Years ago, I went on a date with a hot girl. We clicked right away. In fact, she was coming on to me very strongly. We went back to my small apartment and she started to grind on my leg. We were kissing and it was dark. After a half hour she left, when I looked down at my jeans they were soaked in blood. UHHHHHHHH. Didn't call her again.
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
Have been hanging out with a girl for three months and never tried anything because she never showed interest. I end up crashing in her bed with her. She falls asleep on my chest while holding my hand. I don't hear from her for a couple days before receiving a text saying that I like her more than she likes me and that there's too much pressure.
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
One girl I went out with told me that she is a vegetarian because she feels that she was an antelope in her past life. No joke.
My date refused to take off her fuzzy, winter hat during dinner because she said she was having a bad hair day.
After a few drinks at the bar my date asked me If I had looked in the mirror before I left the house that night. She mumbled something about my haircut and my jeans. Then she stumbled off to the ladies room. On her way back to our table I saw her flirt with another guy and when she sat back down she asked me why I didn't look more like him.
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