One time I met a girl at a bar. I sat down next to her and bought her a drink. We started talking and then she pulled a plastic bag of carrots and a container of dip out of her purse. I guess she was hungry, but I thought it was messed up.
I went to pick up a woman for a date and her ex-husband opened the door. When we got in the car she explained that he was only there picking her son up for the night. It was a lot of baggage to unload in the first 5 minutes of a first date!
I had been dating a man who was avoiding showing me his place. Eventually he gave in & brought me over. When we walked in there were pictures of him & a woman everywhere. He admitted he's married to a woman, although he's gay, but due to her family and career, they fake a happy marriage. It was very disturbing so I left & never looked back.
Once, I went out with a girl who said "No doubt!" after EVERYTHING I said. I felt like I was out with a hip-hop star. She was really an accountant from New Jersey.
I met this great girl at a bar. By the end of the night we had both had a bunch of drinks and I was hoping to take her home. But when she slid off her bar stool and stood up she was at least eight inches taller than I am.
I had a crush on a hot girl from work, so I asked if she wanted to go to the beach with me. When we got there she took off her dress- she was wearing a really small bikini underneath. Her body was just as hot as I imagined, but between her boobs was a patch of curly, black hair. I was so freaked out that I can't even look her in the eye at work.
We were sitting at an outdoor cafe in the city when a gust of wind blew my date's sweater off the back of her chair. Trying to impress her, I jumped up and chased it into the street. I picked the sweater up and was feeling like a hero when a cab turning the corner hit me.
I met a really hot girl at a party and asked her out. She showed up for the date in a low-cut, skin-tight dress that hugged her in ALL the right places. I couldn't wait to get her back to my place...until she raised her arm to get the waiter's attention. Her pits were full of bushy, black hair. NASTY
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