I took this girl to the movies. When the movie started she began giving me a play by play of what was happening on screen, as if I didn't understand.. After awhile the people around us got annoyed and told her to shut up. She stood up and asked if i was going to let them speak to her that way.I couldnt help but laugh and she stormed out.
He fell asleep at the movie theater...before the movie even started.
After only 5 dates I got a message on my cell phone from one girl. She sang "I Just Called to Say I Love You"... the entire song.
One woman I was seeing invited me to game night. We started with Pictionary and I was drawing 1st(I am definitely NOT an artist, by any stretch). My date starts cursing & yelling at me that my clues suck. She was fuming that we lost, giving me dirty looks & actually said that she didn't think it would work out between us.
I went on a date quite a few years ago. I let my date pick the movie. He picked Star Trek and then he cried like a baby during the movie when one of the characters died. He then asked me not to tell anyone! Who doesn't tell on that?
One girl I went out with went to the bathroom in the middle of dinner. She was gone awhile and when she came back she said that she just had to run across the street to buy tampons.
I went to the movies on a date and we got a big bucket of popcorn to share. I decided to go to the restroom, while my date went inside to get us seats. The bathroom line was too long, so I went to find him in the theater. As I walked in I saw him pick his nose. I was so grossed out-there was no way I was eating any popcorn from that bucket!
The other night I had a little too much to drink on a date. It was a nice night so we decided to take a walk after dinner. My heel got caught in a subway grate and I fell flat on my face.
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