One time I took out this girl who reminded me of Elijah Wood from Lord of the Rings. I shouldn't have said anything. I don't think there is a woman alive who wants to be told that they resemble a male hobbit.
On a first date I asked a girl what she did for a living and she said that she was waiting to be a stay-at-home mom.
I took one girl out to dinner (on me) and towards the end of the meal she asked the waiter to bring her an extra filet mignon wrapped to go.
One girl I went out with told me that she is a vegetarian because she feels that she was an antelope in her past life. No joke.
I went out on a date with a guy I have been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie he parked in front of a motel. I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, " I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you're gona f**k me right?"
I was out with a girl the other night and I asked if she liked white wine or red, because I was going to order a bottle with dinner. She said it didn't matter because she wasn't allowed to drink until after the baby was born. I was like WTF?
I met a guy for brunch. He was already seated when I arrived, so the host showed me to our booth. A few rowdy kids sat at the booth behind us & kept on peeking over the back of my date's bench. This went on for about 15 min. before he turned around & yelled at them. Turns out they were his kids! His ex was supposed to watch them, but cancelled.
Met with a guy from a dating site who wouldn't give me his last name or number. Said to meet him "3 hrs after sunset" at a "high vantage point" in a park. Against my better judgement, I went, wandered in the park for 45 min before finding a man wearing a mask. He said he thought it would be a more interesting story to tell my friends. Oh, it was.
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