On a first date I asked a girl what she did for a living and she said that she was waiting to be a stay-at-home mom.
One time I took out this girl who reminded me of Elijah Wood from Lord of the Rings. I shouldn't have said anything. I don't think there is a woman alive who wants to be told that they resemble a male hobbit.
I met a guy for brunch. He was already seated when I arrived, so the host showed me to our booth. A few rowdy kids sat at the booth behind us & kept on peeking over the back of my date's bench. This went on for about 15 min. before he turned around & yelled at them. Turns out they were his kids! His ex was supposed to watch them, but cancelled.
I was out with a girl the other night and I asked if she liked white wine or red, because I was going to order a bottle with dinner. She said it didn't matter because she wasn't allowed to drink until after the baby was born. I was like WTF?
One girl I went out with told me that she is a vegetarian because she feels that she was an antelope in her past life. No joke.
I took one girl out to dinner (on me) and towards the end of the meal she asked the waiter to bring her an extra filet mignon wrapped to go.
I took my date to a fancy dinner. When the check came I put down my credit card. A few minutes later the waiter returned with scissors & cut my card in half. I was just about to punch his smug little face when the manager came rushing over. The declined card belonged to the guy at the next table.
Met with a guy from a dating site who wouldn't give me his last name or number. Said to meet him "3 hrs after sunset" at a "high vantage point" in a park. Against my better judgement, I went, wandered in the park for 45 min before finding a man wearing a mask. He said he thought it would be a more interesting story to tell my friends. Oh, it was.