I went out on a date with a guy I have been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie he parked in front of a motel. I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, " I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you're gona f**k me right?"
Met with a guy from a dating site who wouldn't give me his last name or number. Said to meet him "3 hrs after sunset" at a "high vantage point" in a park. Against my better judgement, I went, wandered in the park for 45 min before finding a man wearing a mask. He said he thought it would be a more interesting story to tell my friends. Oh, it was.
This guy I had been dating for about a month told me that he was going out of town on business. The next night I saw him walking into a restaurant with his arm around another girl. I was really mad, so I ran over and started yelling at him. It turned out that the girl was his sister and his flight out was leaving the next morning.
At the end of one date this guy walked me to my door and stuck his tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over him.
One girl I went out with a few times brought her own bottle of ketchup in her purse. On our third -and final- date I asked her why and she looked at me like I was the crazy one!
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a month. We had sex for the first time the other night. Right in the heat of the moment, he looks me in the eye and says "You ready for some d*#k?"
When we got our menus my date told me there were only 3 dishes I could choose from. I asked him why and he said something about wanting a woman who was able to follow orders. I went along with it and never returned his phone calls after that.
I was out to dinner at a really small, romantic restaurant with a new girl I was dating. We were having a good time until another couple sat down at the table right next to ours. It was my ex and her fiancé, who used to be my best friend.
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