This guy I had been dating for about a month told me that he was going out of town on business. The next night I saw him walking into a restaurant with his arm around another girl. I was really mad, so I ran over and started yelling at him. It turned out that the girl was his sister and his flight out was leaving the next morning.
I dated a girl for a month. Then she stayed over and I couldn't find my glasses the next day. The next time I went nuts looking for my watch. Then I "lost" my cell phone. One night I insisted we go back to her apt. I found all of my stuff in her underwear drawer while she was in the bathroom. When I confronted her she said I was overreacting.
I went out on a date with a guy I have been friends with for 2 weeks. After the dinner and movie he parked in front of a motel. I asked him what he was doing, and he literally said, " I talked to you, listened to you, and took you out on a date. So you're gona f**k me right?"
At the end of one date this guy walked me to my door and stuck his tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over him.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a month. We had sex for the first time the other night. Right in the heat of the moment, he looks me in the eye and says "You ready for some d*#k?"
One girl I went out with a few times brought her own bottle of ketchup in her purse. On our third -and final- date I asked her why and she looked at me like I was the crazy one!
I have a large birthmark on my cheek. I could tell that my date was fixated on it and he kept staring at it while we were talking. At dinner I took a roll from the bread basket and was just about to eat it when my date said, "Would you like some butter for your mole?" He turned bright red almost instantly from embarrassment.
I went out with this guy who told me he loved me after 3 dates, and that he wanted kids by 23 (which he would have been in 3 months). I said I didnt know if I wanted kids. He flipped and called me a whore and said that I didnt have a choice if I was with him. I talked him into moving to another state, saying I'd go with him, but I didnt :D
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