I have a large birthmark on my cheek. I could tell that my date was fixated on it and he kept staring at it while we were talking. At dinner I took a roll from the bread basket and was just about to eat it when my date said, "Would you like some butter for your mole?" He turned bright red almost instantly from embarrassment.
I went out with this guy who told me he loved me after 3 dates, and that he wanted kids by 23 (which he would have been in 3 months). I said I didnt know if I wanted kids. He flipped and called me a whore and said that I didnt have a choice if I was with him. I talked him into moving to another state, saying I'd go with him, but I didnt :D
My date asked the waiter for some crayons and drew extremely graphic pictures on the cocktail napkins. Very disturbing.
Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
I was out to dinner at a really small, romantic restaurant with a new girl I was dating. We were having a good time until another couple sat down at the table right next to ours. It was my ex and her fiancé, who used to be my best friend.
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
My date fell asleep at the table... on the first date... within 5 minutes of meeting me. I was hungry though, so I stayed and ate my chicken parm before leaving him at the table snoozing on his bread plate.
After moving into my new apartment, I went out to a nearby bar and picked up what I thought was a decent enough girl to christen the new pad. Afterwards I went to take a shower and when I returned, she was gone and there was feces under the sheets.
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