I went out with this guy who told me he loved me after 3 dates, and that he wanted kids by 23 (which he would have been in 3 months). I said I didnt know if I wanted kids. He flipped and called me a whore and said that I didnt have a choice if I was with him. I talked him into moving to another state, saying I'd go with him, but I didnt :D
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
My date fell asleep at the table... on the first date... within 5 minutes of meeting me.
I was hungry though, so I stayed and ate my chicken parm before leaving him at the table snoozing on his bread plate.
My date asked the waiter for some crayons and drew extremely graphic pictures on the cocktail napkins. Very disturbing.
I was out to dinner at a really small, romantic restaurant with a new girl I was dating. We were having a good time until another couple sat down at the table right next to ours. It was my ex and her fiancé, who used to be my best friend.
When we got our menus my date told me there were only 3 dishes I could choose from. I asked him why and he said something about wanting a woman who was able to follow orders. I went along with it and never returned his phone calls after that.
After moving into my new apartment, I went out to a nearby bar and picked up what I thought was a decent enough girl to christen the new pad. Afterwards I went to take a shower and when I returned, she was gone and there was feces under the sheets.