One girl I went out with a few times brought her own bottle of ketchup in her purse. On our third -and final- date I asked her why and she looked at me like I was the crazy one!
I went out with this guy who told me he loved me after 3 dates, and that he wanted kids by 23 (which he would have been in 3 months). I said I didnt know if I wanted kids. He flipped and called me a whore and said that I didnt have a choice if I was with him. I talked him into moving to another state, saying I'd go with him, but I didnt :D
My date asked the waiter for some crayons and drew extremely graphic pictures on the cocktail napkins. Very disturbing.
When I mentioned that I am vegan my frat-boy date said, "That's cool, but I know you want a taste of my meat." I am still cracking up that people actually say things like that!
Recently I went out with a guy that I met through a friend. We had hung out before, but not just the 2 of us. The date was ok, but by the end I wasn't interested in being more than friends. When I got home I checked my Facebook. He had posted every detail of what we did together and wrote that he just went out with the girl he wants to marry.
When I picked up my date she looked at me & made a weird face, like she was disappointed. I asked her what was wrong & she said that my shirt clashed with her outfit. She said to wait on her doorstep while she ran up to change. 25 min. later she came back & said that it would just be easier if we went out and bought me a new shirt before dinner.
My date fell asleep at the table... on the first date... within 5 minutes of meeting me. I was hungry though, so I stayed and ate my chicken parm before leaving him at the table snoozing on his bread plate.
After moving into my new apartment, I went out to a nearby bar and picked up what I thought was a decent enough girl to christen the new pad. Afterwards I went to take a shower and when I returned, she was gone and there was feces under the sheets.
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