Just got back from the world's longest date...7 hours. It went really well but then when he walked me back to my apt. he said, "would it be ok if i stayed over? I'm in town visiting my girlfriend and I go back to LA tomorrow...." UMMM not ok!
At dinner we sat down at a table next to a young family. Halfway through our appetizers the mom started nursing her baby. My date was so busy trying to get a good look at her boobs that he didn't hear a word I said.
I asked a girl out for a Fri. night and she accepted. All week she kept texting me how excited she was. When I got to the restaurant she wasn't there so I texted her. She said she was on the way and would be there in 5 min... 40 min. later she texted me again saying that she just got back together with her boyfriend and she wasn't coming.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
We were about to kiss, and then she farted nervously!
I took this girl to dinner and then we decided to take a walk in the mall. When we walked past the jewelry store she pulled my arm and asked if we could go inside to try on engagement rings. It was only our third date.
I was out on an awful date with a really weird guy. From under the table I pushed the ringer button on my cell phone and pretended that my friend was calling me with an emergency. I couldn't think of a really great emergency, so I just told him that she fell down and couldn't get up.
On our 1st date she mentioned that she liked Swedish Fish candy. Things went well that night (she invited me back to her place). Second date I decided to bring her a pack of Swedish Fish. She seemed really happy to see me when she walked into the restaurant, but when I handed her the candy she told me that I was moving too fast and she left.
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