At dinner we sat down at a table next to a young family. Halfway through our appetizers the mom started nursing her baby. My date was so busy trying to get a good look at her boobs that he didn't hear a word I said.
At the end of dinner on our 1st date, a band of waiters came to our table singing to me with cake. I thought it was a mistake (my b-day was 8 months away), but they knew my name! After the song I blew out the candle so they would go away- I was so embarrassed. When I gave my date a WTF look he said he does it all the time to get a free dessert!
We were about to kiss, and then she farted nervously!
I took this girl to dinner and then we decided to take a walk in the mall. When we walked past the jewelry store she pulled my arm and asked if we could go inside to try on engagement rings. It was only our third date.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
I met this guy on line at the DMV. After spending 2 hours together waiting to be called he asked me if I wanted to get lunch. There was a restaurant right next door. When the check came he said that he didn't have any money. He explained that he had just used all of his cash on new license plates...that was why he asked me out to eat.
I was on a first date, we barely knew each other, and mid-movie he forced my hand out of the popcorn to awkwardly stroke my thumb. Then he put his head on my shoulder. I was trying to convince myself he was asleep, but then he started nuzzling my shoulder with his head. THEN he talked about his mom and his cats the whole ride home.
I was out on an awful date with a really weird guy. From under the table I pushed the ringer button on my cell phone and pretended that my friend was calling me with an emergency. I couldn't think of a really great emergency, so I just told him that she fell down and couldn't get up.
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