I met this guy on line at the DMV. After spending 2 hours together waiting to be called he asked me if I wanted to get lunch. There was a restaurant right next door. When the check came he said that he didn't have any money. He explained that he had just used all of his cash on new license plates...that was why he asked me out to eat.
I was on a first date, we barely knew each other, and mid-movie he forced my hand out of the popcorn to awkwardly stroke my thumb. Then he put his head on my shoulder. I was trying to convince myself he was asleep, but then he started nuzzling my shoulder with his head. THEN he talked about his mom and his cats the whole ride home.
We met at a coffee house, which is famous for its baked goods. When the waitress came over for our order I asked for a cappucino and a scone. My date looked at her and said "Me want cookies! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!" in a cookie monster accent. He was totally serious.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
Met a guy at a restaurant where I dined alone, and we hit it off. Went for lunch the next day and then arranged for a supper date the following Tuesday. While waiting until Tuesday I looked him up on facebook and noticed he was married with two kids. Called him and cancelled the date - what a scumbag!
I took a girl out to a nice dinner and then she said she wanted to go dancing. I wanted to impress her so I took her to a hot club. When we got there the bouncer told us that he didn't have any room inside for more guys but my date was free to go in. She went.
I was out to dinner with a guy (he made the reservation). Things were going well and I was enjoying myself. At the end of the meal the waiter put the bill down in front of my date. After a few minutes went by, he started slowly pushing it towards me with his elbow. It was so awkward, I took out my wallet and paid. He didn't even offer to split it!
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
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