I asked a girl out for a Fri. night and she accepted. All week she kept texting me how excited she was. When I got to the restaurant she wasn't there so I texted her. She said she was on the way and would be there in 5 min... 40 min. later she texted me again saying that she just got back together with her boyfriend and she wasn't coming.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
I went over to this girl's place after we went out one night. We started fooling around on the couch and wound up in her bed. When I woke up the next morning my t-shirt had a big wet spot on it and smelled kind of funky. Turns out her cat was pissed that I had taken his place in the bed so he peed on me.
I was out on an awful date with a really weird guy. From under the table I pushed the ringer button on my cell phone and pretended that my friend was calling me with an emergency. I couldn't think of a really great emergency, so I just told him that she fell down and couldn't get up.
I was out to dinner with a guy (he made the reservation). Things were going well and I was enjoying myself. At the end of the meal the waiter put the bill down in front of my date. After a few minutes went by, he started slowly pushing it towards me with his elbow. It was so awkward, I took out my wallet and paid. He didn't even offer to split it!
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
I went out to dinner with a guy I met at work. While we were eating he looked at me and said that I reminded him of his mom. He then pulled a picture of her out of his wallet to show me. I didn't see the resemblance...she outweighed me by at least 200 pounds.
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