I was on a first date, we barely knew each other, and mid-movie he forced my hand out of the popcorn to awkwardly stroke my thumb. Then he put his head on my shoulder. I was trying to convince myself he was asleep, but then he started nuzzling my shoulder with his head. THEN he talked about his mom and his cats the whole ride home.
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
On our 1st date she mentioned that she liked Swedish Fish candy. Things went well that night (she invited me back to her place). Second date I decided to bring her a pack of Swedish Fish. She seemed really happy to see me when she walked into the restaurant, but when I handed her the candy she told me that I was moving too fast and she left.
I took a girl out to a nice dinner and then she said she wanted to go dancing. I wanted to impress her so I took her to a hot club. When we got there the bouncer told us that he didn't have any room inside for more guys but my date was free to go in. She went.
I went out to dinner with a guy I met at work. While we were eating he looked at me and said that I reminded him of his mom. He then pulled a picture of her out of his wallet to show me. I didn't see the resemblance...she outweighed me by at least 200 pounds.
My date showed up wearing a t-shirt that had a rooster printed across the front and it said "BIG" in huge letters underneath it. About fifteen minutes into our date I realized what it meant.
I was out to dinner with a guy (he made the reservation). Things were going well and I was enjoying myself. At the end of the meal the waiter put the bill down in front of my date. After a few minutes went by, he started slowly pushing it towards me with his elbow. It was so awkward, I took out my wallet and paid. He didn't even offer to split it!
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