We met at a coffee house, which is famous for its baked goods. When the waitress came over for our order I asked for a cappucino and a scone. My date looked at her and said "Me want cookies! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!" in a cookie monster accent. He was totally serious.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
Met a guy at a restaurant where I dined alone, and we hit it off. Went for lunch the next day and then arranged for a supper date the following Tuesday. While waiting until Tuesday I looked him up on facebook and noticed he was married with two kids. Called him and cancelled the date - what a scumbag!
I met this guy on line at the DMV. After spending 2 hours together waiting to be called he asked me if I wanted to get lunch. There was a restaurant right next door. When the check came he said that he didn't have any money. He explained that he had just used all of his cash on new license plates...that was why he asked me out to eat.
I was on a first date, we barely knew each other, and mid-movie he forced my hand out of the popcorn to awkwardly stroke my thumb. Then he put his head on my shoulder. I was trying to convince myself he was asleep, but then he started nuzzling my shoulder with his head. THEN he talked about his mom and his cats the whole ride home.
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
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