We were about to kiss, and then she farted nervously!
My date showed up wearing a t-shirt that had a rooster printed across the front and it said "BIG" in huge letters underneath it. About fifteen minutes into our date I realized what it meant.
I was out on an awful date with a really weird guy. From under the table I pushed the ringer button on my cell phone and pretended that my friend was calling me with an emergency. I couldn't think of a really great emergency, so I just told him that she fell down and couldn't get up.
Once a guy picked me up for a date in a hearse. I was so freaked out and said that we should reschedule. He explained that his car broke down earlier that day so his best friend, whose dad owns a funeral home, offered to loan him a car so he wouldn't have to cancel on me. I thought it was really sweet so I offered to drive my car.
I took a girl out to a nice dinner and then she said she wanted to go dancing. I wanted to impress her so I took her to a hot club. When we got there the bouncer told us that he didn't have any room inside for more guys but my date was free to go in. She went.
We were having a good conversation when the waiter brought out our appetizers. The nachos had meat on top, which my vegetarian date had specifically ordered without. Rather than politely asking for a new order with no meat, she started yelling/cursing at the guy. She called him a retard and a murderer. I was never more embarrassed in my life.
I asked a girl out for a Fri. night and she accepted. All week she kept texting me how excited she was. When I got to the restaurant she wasn't there so I texted her. She said she was on the way and would be there in 5 min... 40 min. later she texted me again saying that she just got back together with her boyfriend and she wasn't coming.
A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
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