My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
On our 1st date she mentioned that she liked Swedish Fish candy. Things went well that night (she invited me back to her place). Second date I decided to bring her a pack of Swedish Fish. She seemed really happy to see me when she walked into the restaurant, but when I handed her the candy she told me that I was moving too fast and she left.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
I met this guy on line at the DMV. After spending 2 hours together waiting to be called he asked me if I wanted to get lunch. There was a restaurant right next door. When the check came he said that he didn't have any money. He explained that he had just used all of his cash on new license plates...that was why he asked me out to eat.
I went over to this girl's place after we went out one night. We started fooling around on the couch and wound up in her bed. When I woke up the next morning my t-shirt had a big wet spot on it and smelled kind of funky. Turns out her cat was pissed that I had taken his place in the bed so he peed on me.
I went out with this guy a couple of times. He was okay, but I didn't have high hopes for it turning into anything great. Then, he e-mailed me a whole list of things that he didn't like about me and said that if I could work on them he would consider "getting serious."
My date showed up wearing a t-shirt that had a rooster printed across the front and it said "BIG" in huge letters underneath it. About fifteen minutes into our date I realized what it meant.
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
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