I laughed so hard at my date's joke that I peed in my pants- literally.
For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
I went over to this girl's place after we went out one night. We started fooling around on the couch and wound up in her bed. When I woke up the next morning my t-shirt had a big wet spot on it and smelled kind of funky. Turns out her cat was pissed that I had taken his place in the bed so he peed on me.
We were having a good conversation when the waiter brought out our appetizers. The nachos had meat on top, which my vegetarian date had specifically ordered without. Rather than politely asking for a new order with no meat, she started yelling/cursing at the guy. She called him a retard and a murderer. I was never more embarrassed in my life.
My date showed up wearing a t-shirt that had a rooster printed across the front and it said "BIG" in huge letters underneath it. About fifteen minutes into our date I realized what it meant.
I went out to dinner with a guy I met at work. While we were eating he looked at me and said that I reminded him of his mom. He then pulled a picture of her out of his wallet to show me. I didn't see the resemblance...she outweighed me by at least 200 pounds.
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