A guy I dated for a year broke up with me because I couldn't stand his smoking; weed and tobacco. You try kissing that.
For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
I took a girl out to a nice dinner and then she said she wanted to go dancing. I wanted to impress her so I took her to a hot club. When we got there the bouncer told us that he didn't have any room inside for more guys but my date was free to go in. She went.
I went out to dinner with a guy I met at work. While we were eating he looked at me and said that I reminded him of his mom. He then pulled a picture of her out of his wallet to show me. I didn't see the resemblance...she outweighed me by at least 200 pounds.
Met a guy at a restaurant where I dined alone, and we hit it off. Went for lunch the next day and then arranged for a supper date the following Tuesday. While waiting until Tuesday I looked him up on facebook and noticed he was married with two kids. Called him and cancelled the date - what a scumbag!
I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
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