I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
On our 3rd date I picked a woman up at her house. She had mentioned that her roommate was very strange, but I was not prepared for what would happen when I rang the doorbell. A completely naked chick (overweight by at least 50 lbs) answered the door and hugged me. Then she went back to ironing socks on the kitchen table and dancing to reggae music.
One guy invited me to dinner & a movie. We got to the theater and found our seats. When the lights went down he opened up his backpack and handed me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and a juice box. That was his idea of "dinner and a movie." I certainly don't expect to be wined and dined, but I felt like a kindergardner.
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