I went out with this guy a couple of times. He was okay, but I didn't have high hopes for it turning into anything great. Then, he e-mailed me a whole list of things that he didn't like about me and said that if I could work on them he would consider "getting serious."
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
On our 3rd date I picked a woman up at her house. She had mentioned that her roommate was very strange, but I was not prepared for what would happen when I rang the doorbell. A completely naked chick (overweight by at least 50 lbs) answered the door and hugged me. Then she went back to ironing socks on the kitchen table and dancing to reggae music.
My friend set me up with a really cute guy. Dinner went well with lots of conversation. I thought we had chemistry & we both seemed into each other. At the end of the night I said that I would love to see him again. He looked at me in an apologetic way & said that he usually dates really skinny guys & I should call him if I lose 10 lbs!
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
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