I went out with this guy a couple of times. He was okay, but I didn't have high hopes for it turning into anything great. Then, he e-mailed me a whole list of things that he didn't like about me and said that if I could work on them he would consider "getting serious."
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
On a first date a guy told me that he has been married twice before. He is only 25!
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
On our 3rd date I picked a woman up at her house. She had mentioned that her roommate was very strange, but I was not prepared for what would happen when I rang the doorbell. A completely naked chick (overweight by at least 50 lbs) answered the door and hugged me. Then she went back to ironing socks on the kitchen table and dancing to reggae music.
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