I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
I went out with this guy a couple of times. He was okay, but I didn't have high hopes for it turning into anything great. Then, he e-mailed me a whole list of things that he didn't like about me and said that if I could work on them he would consider "getting serious."
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
I went on a date and we had to get a ride from his parents- he is 20. Then, we went up to the movie ticket booth and his credit card got declined. He had to call his parents to come back so they could give him money. After the date we waited an hour in the freezing cold for them to come get us. I never called him again.
On a first date a guy told me that he has been married twice before. He is only 25!
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