My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
I went out with a guy my friend set me up with. We went back to his apartment and I woke up in the middle of the night with bugs crawling all over me. He had bedbugs! I ran out of there and rushed home to take a scalding hot shower.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
One guy invited me to dinner & a movie. We got to the theater and found our seats. When the lights went down he opened up his backpack and handed me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and a juice box. That was his idea of "dinner and a movie." I certainly don't expect to be wined and dined, but I felt like a kindergardner.
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