I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
I went out to dinner with a guy I met at work. While we were eating he looked at me and said that I reminded him of his mom. He then pulled a picture of her out of his wallet to show me. I didn't see the resemblance...she outweighed me by at least 200 pounds.
I was out on a date with a guy when he took a call on his cell phone from another girl. I listened to him finalize dinner plans with her for the next night.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I went out with one guy for three months. Then he tells me that he has six kids with four different mamas.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
I went on a date and we had to get a ride from his parents- he is 20. Then, we went up to the movie ticket booth and his credit card got declined. He had to call his parents to come back so they could give him money. After the date we waited an hour in the freezing cold for them to come get us. I never called him again.
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