For our 6 month anniversary my boyfriend sent me a card and a big, wrapped box. I was so excited to find out what was inside, until I tore it open and found my toothbrush, deodorant, pajamas, & everything else that I kept at his apt. The card explained why he didn't see a future with me & ended with him saying that he never wanted to see me again.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
I went out with a guy my friend set me up with. We went back to his apartment and I woke up in the middle of the night with bugs crawling all over me. He had bedbugs! I ran out of there and rushed home to take a scalding hot shower.
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
I went out on a date with a guy. We really hit it off. The next day, one of his friends asked me out. I said no, because I had just gone out on a date with his friend. He said, "Oh, I know. We have a bet to see who can sleep with you first."
One guy invited me to dinner & a movie. We got to the theater and found our seats. When the lights went down he opened up his backpack and handed me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and a juice box. That was his idea of "dinner and a movie." I certainly don't expect to be wined and dined, but I felt like a kindergardner.
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.