I went out with this guy a couple of times. He was okay, but I didn't have high hopes for it turning into anything great. Then, he e-mailed me a whole list of things that he didn't like about me and said that if I could work on them he would consider "getting serious."
Once I was out to dinner with a girl and I got a horrible stomachache. I excused myself and ran to the restroom. I made it just in time, but I was in there with the runs for at least 20 minutes. Finally, our waiter came into the bathroom calling out my name and asking if I was ok. My date had sent him in there to look for me. Humiliating.
The other night I went out with a guy who sipped his soup with a straw.
I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad energy. Then she took out a pouch filled with incense, crystals, and all this weird crap to "purify my spirit."
My best friend's date looked at her and said, "That's a great dress! It really shows off your tits.". Some guys are so classy...
On our 3rd date I picked a woman up at her house. She had mentioned that her roommate was very strange, but I was not prepared for what would happen when I rang the doorbell. A completely naked chick (overweight by at least 50 lbs) answered the door and hugged me. Then she went back to ironing socks on the kitchen table and dancing to reggae music.
One girl I dated turned to kiss me and she had a herpes sore in her mouth!
I was on a date with a guy and he took me to a Baskin Robbins. When we got our ice creams and took our seats, he took one bite of his and screamed "HIYA! This is good!" After scarfing down his large ice cream, he asked me if I was going to finish mine.
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